1. Pedosmile
Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.
2. Pedosmile
The tell-tale sign of a pedophile. A facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. This expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. Pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedophile and smile.
Priest-with-pedosmile: Come little boys, I have cookies.. Don't you like cookies?
Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!
Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile
Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..
Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
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